My Bio

I was asked by our company heads to come up with a bio for use on our website and all literature. They told me to briefly outline my experience and job functions. Well, in case you didnt know it, I have a very active imagination and can be quite creative when the opportunity arises. Below is submittal, verbatim. Granted, I did allow them the flexibility to modify and truncate the bio as needed to fir their model. But if you ask me, I dont think any changes at all are necessary.

The Nixican started in the chilling business with technotrans 7 years ago. With over 17 years of mechanical design experience he is responsible for the chilling cabinet design and layout and maintains the bridge between engineering and manufacturing. Essentially he is the spinal cord of the company carrying signals from the brain (sales, marketing, engineering) to the body (production and manufacturing). Without him the company would have to blow through a straw to get different things done. As our youngest and most attractive employee Nick creates and maintains a fresh perspective on system design and aesthetics. He also enjoys long walks on the beach and his favorite color is blue. He is currently listening to “I’ve Seen All Good People” by Yes.